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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Whistle Pitch

A 35-year old whistle blower becomes very kind enough for Ms. Janet Napoles by making the earth-shaking revelation that her boss' people listed graduating students as beneficiaries of her boss' NGOs. Good for her.

I wonder what the pitch of her whistle is. She is considered to be the ninth whistle blower. There are only eight notes in an octave, that's why its called octave, dummy! But in Music theory, you make as many as nine, ten, eleven, twelve notes to an octave.

The added notes come as a result of making fractions out of some notes. I hope this whistle blower is not dishing out fractions of reality.

This girl tells her government interviewers that congressmen take as much as 60 percent kickback. That's a little bit odd, but it does coincide with the Napoles NGOs that are populated by the Walking Dead.

The Rags Saga

And I've often wondered why some creatures in the Planet are called Trapos. Perhaps you are what you sell, non?

Low Cost Pork

Rags are cheap. So are Ukay-Ukays. For the former, you hardly need capital. For Ukay-Ukay, you might as well pass through the eye of a needle if you don't have a good contact at DSWD, Bureau of Customs, media and elsewhere that it matters. You only get Ukay-Ukay if you use a fake NGO just like the Napoles NGOs.

God bless the Ukay-Ukay NGOs. At least they've made a lot of people happy wearing designer so-sos.

Now back to our original topic: rags.

If and when the unscrupulous Congressman or Senator decides to sell his Pork Barrel Fund of 70-Million or 200-Million, he or she deals with the owner of a posh house in Corinthian Gardens (God knows where else this owner has other houses), and says he's or she's hell bent on selling his or her Pork Barrel.

Now, a Congressman's or -woman's 70-Million Pesos Pork Barrel is a lot of money. But when the Corinthian Gardens resident pays for it, he / she pays only for rags. The Cong gets a shitty 11.9-Million Pesos for the whole shebang!

If a Senator decides to sell Pork of 200-Millions, the Corinthian Resident pays a slightly less shitty 34-Million Pesos. (Sana dollar na lang, punyeta.)

For the price of rags, our good Congressman or -woman decidedly parts with his or her Pork Barrel. So does our Senator.

What kind of life is this?

The people got sold out for the measly price of rags! If they sold for 50, 60 or 70 percent, that would have been fairly higher than Ukay-Ukay. At that point, you can say at least the goddamn lawmaker made some kind of effort to earn his or her keep. But 17 percent? Shit.  All for the lust for money and to let the vices keep getting sustained for the day, to the day after and the day after the next.

How long has this been going on? The little singing birdie who told the tale says: The practice has been going on for a long, long time. Government people have known this for so long. (So now here we are, eager to stop these shenanigans; now the shit has hit the fan.)

The only capital Politicians from the President down dish out for taking part in an election is a proverbial token money to buy shirts and trousers, blouses and skirts that will become rags they will get paid for. The post they ran for guarantees them the Pork Barrel; but when they sell this f__ck__g Pork Barrel, they think nothing of the Filipino people at all.

All they think about is getting rid of the clothes they bought as if these were dirty and sell them as rags. Away goes their Pork Barrel. Of course some do it with regret, but you'll hardly see them wince once the rag money gets into their sweaty palms. Bad boys and girls! Dirty dirty!

Very Bondad Happy Pork Barrel Family

Truly Model of Virtue Pork Barrel family. The stuff of Fairy Tales like Snow White, Cinderella, and all that shit.


If you  won the United States, Canada, United Kingdom Lottery, you would be as happy as the Napolises showing their mirth and celebratory glee below. Lucky Lotto winners! Shit.


The Lovely Pork Barrel Femme Fata

Ms. Jeane Napolis, on an expensive luxury car. How lovely this Pork Barrel Lady is, considering . . .


The lovely, fashionable Ms. Jeane Napolis in a very costly party for her 21st birthday attended by Ms. Janet Napolis herself.



Hobnobbing it with friends in the upper echelon society in the US. How fortunate she is.


Happiness is all over birthday celebrator Jeane, at 21 years. See how cute she is when she smiles. Always showing those goddam teeth. Shit



Atty. Editha Talaboc

She legitimized Ms. Janet Napoles' Walking Dead (x Season) NGOs that were stacked with the deceased but were supposedly hungrily gobbling money in billions coming left and right from this and that politician and Philippine government bureaucrat. Just look at her. How much more beautiful can the pork barrel ladies get?


Sunday, August 25, 2013

Quo Vadis Napoles

Really, I can't begin to imagine...

So for the politico kafshët budallaqe (in Albania, the literal trranslation of "stupid beast")... also Bijtë ndyrë e qenve ("fucking sons of bitches")...

May God render them the justice they deserve.
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