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Friday, March 18, 2016

Who is the real Mar Roxas?

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It is said that presidential candidate Mar Roxas is not even a real Roxas. He is an illegitimate, bastard grandson of Manuel Quezon, (photo below) when Quezon was still a Congressman.

Manuel Quezon

Quezon sired a child illicitly with Trinidad de Leon, a hare-brained scion of a rich clan from Bulacan, while then Congressman Manuel Roxas was already about to be wed to Ms. Juanita MacIlvain, an Irish lady with real class.  Roxas and MacIlvain already had their own flat in Ermita, Manila and at that same house, Roxas and Juanita raised the real Roxas family, a far cry from the bastard son of Trinidad with the gallivanting Manuel Quezon.

Will Philippine telecom companies stop robbing Filipinos?

Month after month, one registers the one-month unlimited internet service of Smart Communications through their product SMART BRO. The service is dirt poor, it is so slow even for a one-month package and you are not assured that you will get uninterrupted signal for one day. The effective speed that you can use is less than one mega byte.

At times, the speed is just plain 0.

In the beginning there was UNLISURF and you register with the SMS message sent to SMART BRO number 2200 and you get the reply:

1/2 14Jan 19:35: You have successfully registered to Smart Bro Unlisurf 995 valid for 30 days. Php995.00 has been deducted from your load balance.

2/2 Now, enjoy 30 days unlimited surfing for ONLY Php995.00. Just send Unlisurf 995 to 2200.

The bloodthirsty wise guys of SMART Communications suddenly changed their policy. You are supposed to buy unlimited internet service, but only up to a certain limit every day. From the product name UNLISURF, they changed the name to NEW SURFMAX.

1/3 You have successfully registered to the NEW SURFMAX995. Enjoy All day surfing up to 800MB/day. Load is valid for 30 days.

Effectively you don’t have any more unlimited service but you keep paying for the same price for unlimited surfing in the United States where the currency is in US Dollars.

But then not to worry says the sneaky devil Smart Communications you are advised, if you have consumed all your daily 800MB Limit, on top of your monthly package under NEW SURFMAX to just register again for their BIG BYTES so-called promo where Smart Communications says you can avail of unlimited data. That adds salt to the injury.

Rogues Gallery of The Biggest Thieves (of Smart Communications)
Manny Pangilinan
Mon Isberto
Orly Vea
Polly Nazareno

Imagine registering twice for the same service and being blackmailed to pay two times.

Why are these immoral and indecent Manuel V. Pangilinan aka bading, erstwhile communist CPP-NPA-NDF Orlando Vea and sidekick Ramon Isberto, Napoleon L. Nazareno, their bosses at the Salim Group in Indonesia and all the other leaders of Smart Communications so greedy that they cannot provide good enough service and yet keep padding and padding their collections from the consuming public!  They should refrain from this horrendous practice of amassing so much revenue without returning as much to their loyal patrons like us!  This one below is the most hateful Smart Communications text message of all time:

1/8 Hi! You have already consumed 100% of your daily SURFMAX allowance
2/8 . In line with SURFMAX Usage Guidelines, your surfing connectivity
3/8 may change until midnight. For all access volume data offers, you
4/8 can switch to any BIGBYTES by texting BIG to 2200
5/8 example BIG50 to 2200. Visit http://smart.com.ph/pages/bigbytes to
6/8 get complete list of Big Bytes packages. To view the service usag
7/8 e guidelines, please visit www.smart.com.ph/surfmaxguidelines. Tha
8/8 nk you.

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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

No case vs. VP

VP does not know 100% he is wearing the late Pres. Ferdinand Marcos' 4000 shirt jack barongs that he took from Malacanang Palace on the night of the post-EDSA I people power revolution.


VP is stunned and offended at the accusations against him. How dare those shits accost me!


VP not at real loggerheads with Trillanes. They have similar inborn traits - carabao like munching of grass in their mouths.


VP is truly innocent, even his best and bosom friend will attest and says VP will get all the fair and just treatment befitting of his place in the royal family.


It will be an uphill battle for Senators Trillanes and Cayetano, all other members of the Senate to pin any kind of case vs. Vice President Jejomar Cabauatan Binay.

The Vice President cannot be made responsible for the haciendas in Batangas, Cavite, Northern Luzon (no exposes ever heard of as yet) and many other places in the Philippines.

Ask the Vice President, he doesn't have those. He is so unlike the late President Cory Aquino who media reported (at least for one day - on the next day the news was killed) to have acute, extreme dyslexic disease. The late president's lungs collapsed and as a result became a near zombie - she had involuntary movements, some voluntary movements but didn't have recognition due to the failure of her lungs to feed air into her brain.

Vice President Binay will not know the people he worked with, the people he visited in various places for amorous reasons, the monies he held and hid, the properties he owns and even children that his amorous partners fiercely claim that he had sired with them.

How much more can he remember his godchildren? There are perhaps a hundred thousand of them.

He does not know anymore that there are thousands of subdivided floors in 70% of all the buildings in Makati City that belong to him.

It is a blessing that with the help of his driver and bodyguards he can still find his way to Ayala Alabang where he had lived since he was several years mayor in Makati City but no longer a resident therein.

This man is so helpless and hopeless that if you interrogate him, he will probably just clack his false teeth endlessly, rivaling the carabao's grass munching behavior of Sen. Trillanes' mouth.

For humanitarian reasons, let the poor guy be.  He may never be a president after all, so there's nothing to be afraid of.  There is everything to fear if the VP succumbs to his illness in the chest or some similar place on his body.  The worst ever that the Senators can expect is a constant question coming from the VP's lips: Whaaat?  The doctor brother of Senate President Drilon who headed the Binay Ospital ng Makati for a long, long time explains this through the findings he could not give to the heartless media:

Vice has acute amnesia.
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