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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

No case vs. VP

VP does not know 100% he is wearing the late Pres. Ferdinand Marcos' 4000 shirt jack barongs that he took from Malacanang Palace on the night of the post-EDSA I people power revolution.


VP is stunned and offended at the accusations against him. How dare those shits accost me!


VP not at real loggerheads with Trillanes. They have similar inborn traits - carabao like munching of grass in their mouths.


VP is truly innocent, even his best and bosom friend will attest and says VP will get all the fair and just treatment befitting of his place in the royal family.


It will be an uphill battle for Senators Trillanes and Cayetano, all other members of the Senate to pin any kind of case vs. Vice President Jejomar Cabauatan Binay.

The Vice President cannot be made responsible for the haciendas in Batangas, Cavite, Northern Luzon (no exposes ever heard of as yet) and many other places in the Philippines.

Ask the Vice President, he doesn't have those. He is so unlike the late President Cory Aquino who media reported (at least for one day - on the next day the news was killed) to have acute, extreme dyslexic disease. The late president's lungs collapsed and as a result became a near zombie - she had involuntary movements, some voluntary movements but didn't have recognition due to the failure of her lungs to feed air into her brain.

Vice President Binay will not know the people he worked with, the people he visited in various places for amorous reasons, the monies he held and hid, the properties he owns and even children that his amorous partners fiercely claim that he had sired with them.

How much more can he remember his godchildren? There are perhaps a hundred thousand of them.

He does not know anymore that there are thousands of subdivided floors in 70% of all the buildings in Makati City that belong to him.

It is a blessing that with the help of his driver and bodyguards he can still find his way to Ayala Alabang where he had lived since he was several years mayor in Makati City but no longer a resident therein.

This man is so helpless and hopeless that if you interrogate him, he will probably just clack his false teeth endlessly, rivaling the carabao's grass munching behavior of Sen. Trillanes' mouth.

For humanitarian reasons, let the poor guy be.  He may never be a president after all, so there's nothing to be afraid of.  There is everything to fear if the VP succumbs to his illness in the chest or some similar place on his body.  The worst ever that the Senators can expect is a constant question coming from the VP's lips: Whaaat?  The doctor brother of Senate President Drilon who headed the Binay Ospital ng Makati for a long, long time explains this through the findings he could not give to the heartless media:

Vice has acute amnesia.

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